Runners Up For May Blag
Sometimes it is very difficult to pick the winners because the standard is so high so we just have to pay homage to the gallant runner ups!
Below are the second and third place blags for May!
Runner Up in Second place, Blag number 3
This entry is by Chris Hesketh from England:
Symptons: High blood pressure, anxiety and depression, headaches, muscle
tension and pain, stomach problems, sweating
Common Causes: money problems, job worries, relationships, death of a loved
one, family problems, exams.
Treatment: Take one Budda bag, sit and relax and feel yourself become
Runner Up in Third place, Blag number 10
This entry is by Katherine Surgenor from Ireland
It was a cold day,
My head was pounding,
I was sweating,
I was anxious,
My body ached
I looked like crap and
I felt like ….a deflated bean bag!
I was hungover and tired.
Thats when we met my true love…
I was in town with an hour to kill and wishing it go speedily. I was strowling
around and i saw you inside a shop, I just had to walk in…….. that’s where
we first met. Me and my love.
At first glance I knew you were for me, I knew by your welcoming, soft
vibrancy, your robust body, your manly size, your effortless proportion that
was tailored so perfectly, I knew that you were the only one for me.
I wanted you, I had to be near you, I had to let you hold me and without
thinking I fell into your embrace.
I never felt so much physcial, emotional and spiritual love and it was
instance, I did not want this experience to end, I knew you would never change,
you would always make me feel this way.
My body aches disappeared, my heart rate slowed down, my anxiety melted away,
my colour dashed back to my cheeks with ecstacy as you held me, cradled me in
your body. We were perfect together.
Time past quickly our moment together was drawing a close…
I was devastated.
I did not want to leave I wanted to stay the night, not wanting to leave your embrace. I had to leave you were not mine……
I dragged myself up and away from you, I promised myself and vowed to you that one day you would be mine.
I said goodbye to the sales assistance as I walked out of the shop. My body still remembering your embrace.
I whispered underneath my breath…. I love you Buddha bag, one day we will be together forever…. True story…